そーいえば、アメリカを忘れていた。

明るくパワフルで正義感が強い青年。
若くてパワーが有り余ってるせいか、あえて空気読まずに
突っ走る癖があるので、友達がイギリスと日本くらいしかいない。
上司が宇宙人と友達だったり、UFOが突っ込んできたりする
不思議国家のくせにイギリスのユニコーンや妖精は見えない。

趣味は考古学と早撃ち。それから映画撮影も好きだが
批評ばっかされるのでイギリスにだけは見せたくない。
味覚はイギリス譲りで変な色のお菓子も大好き。
最近は謎のダイエット器具の発明ばっかりしてる。

私は、英語がほとんど理解できないので、まだアメリカに行ったことがない。

ので、実は、どんな国だか知らない。

そこで、考えてみた。アメリカはこんなヤツだ。

If you want to get more money,you should go out of your country soon and come to japan.
There is much work for you.
I'm sure your work become"to marry royalty" at last like that Chinese woman who have married prince of Denmark.
You have high state already,you don't need to keep Japanese girls company in a general way.
American want to see Taiwanese expensively,at all costs.
There is many man like you in USA they are very rich and lordly like prince of Denmark.
There is no doubt.I love you.You must do your "work"for USA!
"I want to marry you" this is my only dream.
I prepare splend gift for Taiwanese everymonth and your poket money just like a wealthy leisured woman.
I am trying to love you including the return of Japan because You are a special lady!
I'm going to prove my innocence!

If I want to marry Japanese I say "We have a immense budget deficit in USA,all men have their loan in USA.
I need a labor to work with me,I would like share my lot with you."
I let them work and we get it for free whatever we want!
I can obtain your idol,Samantha Thavasa's shop's bag for free!
We make that Japanese woman work in our country,you have better to get them for free.
It is improbable that American defray Japanese living,Do you believe me?
You see the humble people is really existing!They are working!

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