google翻訳で英語を書いてみました。

All relatives of the British royal family are Russians.
And they are relatives,they will change their name.
Because Russia is different from Europe.

You'd better make president Putin win.
So his wife is talking isn't it?

Madam of house of Romanov is talking to Russia?
Everyone think distinctive that is how she talked,
because her talking is unique.
It is a a special German,
it is the language of the Russian empire.

British royal family can not be renamed Russia.
Europe won.

What can China get from socialist friends in Russia?
If Chinese win and you can change the name to Russian!
Whose relatives?
Relatives of President Putin?

Europe won?
British citizen is a head of state of Japan in China.
British citizens can change to Chinese in China!
If Chinese win in Russia and they can change the name to Russian!

Queen Elizabeth calls him Your Majesty.





おまけ

＜下書きの日本語の要約＞

（イギリス市民権を持っている天皇が）勝てるように作ったほうがいいよ
奥様(ミチコっていう人）が奥様。
独特なんだ特別なドイツ語（←日本語のこと）

（ミチコと）違う親戚（←日本の皇室）全部ロシア人だよ　親戚だもん。
（イギリス市民権を持っている天皇が）名前変えられないっていうことは、中国って何もらえるの？

名前をロシア人に変えていいよ！
何の親戚？プーチン大統領の親戚？


★気に入らない中国、自分で変えよう。日本人はラーメン屋、中国人。（？）
大砂嵐、エジプトから来た力士
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